Ninja Apparel - Retired.

It's official - Grand Master Ninja Kenji Urban is retiring his Ninja Shoulder Bag. I'm not afraid to admit, this FreshJive shoulder bag was originally owned by Lord Gohda, who offered it to me when the bag had reached the end of its fashionably cool life-time. Kenji Urban, however, doesn't recognize time frame or fashion constraints, he wears what he wants, where he wants.. Quite possibly one the most significant reasons he die a virgin. A might be an awesome Ninja, but still a virgin.


This Ninja bag has served me well, and at one time or another, has transported almost every different piece of contraband known to mankind. This bag has been through it all. Its got white stains, red stains, few black stains, complete with rips and tears.. all with the faint smell of chlorine and spent gun power.

I'm now in the market for a replacement Ninja Shoulder Bag. Any ideas?

Urban Army, 2nd Tour of Duty

Silverstone GrandPrix



Shaky start.. not the best line for the first corner, Wooly.


Single file behind Longshot - lead the way!


But don't follow his line too closely..


Losing Longshot this early in a race is like losing a buddy in 'nam..
"LONGSHOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Longshot hits the quicksand..


.. and we all avoid an 8P pile up..


Soon after, Wooly and myself will break away and battle for 1st.


Did i say battle?


It was more so Wooly driving in front of me, dangling 1st place out the window, taunting me as we raced.. WoolyBr; "come on little kenji, come get it"




Crackles06 and Dono23 conducing their own little battle for 3rd/4th in the background..






After getting stuck briefly on the invisible "magic" quicksand.. Wooly drops back to 4th..





Here is a pic of me getting run off the track..





And here is me practically giving 2nd away to Crackles06


Here, in the distance Dono is taking his built for speed Carlton to the finish line.

Urban Army, 1st Tour of Duty

Urban Players 1st Tour of Duty, Mugello Long.


Urban Army Full Deck.


80 - Lord Gohda


68 - WoolyBr


74 - TnTzuidema


76 - Kenji


23 - Dono23


25 - Junago


69 - Longshot x 69


06 - Crackles06



URBAN PLAYERS FALL IN LINE!



OF ALL THE FUCKNG TIMES for XBL to lagg us out, it was going to be the 1st Tour of Duty for 1st Platoon, Urban Army. Here we can see the damaged caused by lagg. TnT was stationary, when his car rocketed off into the wall and back into position in the blink of an eye.





And onto some racing!







Pack Racing?


or Pack Hunting?



4 to a corner thats is wide enough for only 2.







Mugello again.

After everyone failed to line up under that railing in the picture, i took off and everyone followed.


.. and TnTs lagg managed to wipe out half the field unintentionally..





Things don't look good for Longshot..


.. but he recovers well..


Its Crackles in trouble!


Looking good Longshot..


Not looking so good, Longshot..


Dono and Longshot touch..


Longshot is sent off!

Well, the racing wasn't as close as i needed a lot of the time, so unfortunately there were'nt many pics from Mugello or Sunset Infield - I've still got one more track/replay to go through tonite, from Silverstone, maybe i can get a whole lot from that! These pics came put pretty good and i think we all look so fucking hot!

Special Thanks to Urban Players for your patience on these photo shoots!