"Hey, wanna see me roll this apple from my belly into my mouth? No? Really? ...I thought you would... Can you help me up? I feel like an idiot now. Wh.. What you doing? Put down that rifle - no please, you don't have to do this... Wwwait we can work this out.. Look I'm not gay or anything, I just wanted to show you my party trick...*BLAM* AAAAAAAARHHHHHHGHHHHHHH my leg!!! AAAAARGGHHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHH"
