ninja for hire.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

FORKING HELL
Don't run in the house with...


What could these dots on his nose be?


What the FORK is that sticking out of his nose??

So anyone remember your mommy telling you not to run in the house when your carrying things, like scissors, or a fork?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

At the every corner of my life



I bought a box of 100 of these when i realized that using this hand soap gave me a pleasant sallavic fragrance. Now you too, can smell like spit.

P.s. Its plenty of bubble but make sure you do not drind.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Oops! My bad...

Kyoto, JP -3 March 2009- Staff. Researchers at Toshiba’s Akimu Robotic Research Institute were thrilled ten months ago when they successfully programmed Kenji, a third generation humanoid robot, to convincingly emulate certain human emotions. At the time, they even claimed that Kenji was capable of the robot equivalent of love. Now, however, they fear that his programming has taken an extreme turn for the worst.

“Initially, we were thrilled to see a bit of our soul come alive in this so called ‘machine,’” said Dr. Akito Takahashi, the principal investigator on the project. “This was really the final step for us in one of the fundamentals of the singularity.”

Kenji was part of an experiment involving several robots loaded with custom software designed to let them react emotionally to external stimuli. After some limited environmental conditioning, Kenji first demonstrated love by bonding with a a stuffed doll in his enclosure, which he would embrace for hours at a time. He would then make simple, but insistent, inquiries about the doll if it were out of sight. Researchers attributed this behavior to his programmed qualities of devotion and empathy and called the experiment a success.

What they didn’t count on were the effects of several months of self-iteration within the complex machine-learning code which gave Kenji his initial tenderness. As of last week, Kenji’s love for the doll, and indeed anybody he sets his ‘eyes’ on, is so intense that Dr. Takahashi and his team now fear to show him to outsiders.

The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines. When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly. The intern was only able to escape after she had frantically phoned two senior staff members to come and temporarily de-activate Kenji.

“Despite our initial enthusiasm, it has become clear that Kenji’s impulses and behavior are not entirely rational or genuine,” conceded Dr. Takahashi.

Ever since that incident, each time Kenji is re-activated, he instantaneously bonds with the first technician to meet his gaze and rushes to embrace them with his two 100kg hydraulic arms. It doesn’t help that Kenji uses only pre-recorded dog and cat noises to communicate and is able to vocalize his love through a 20 watt speaker in his chest.

Dr. Takahashi admits that they will more than likely have to decommission Kenji permanently, but he’s optimistic about one day succeeding where Kenji failed.

“This is only a minor setback. I have full faith that we will one day live side by side with, and eventually love and be loved by, robots,” he said.

Original story here

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighting:
7th-8th March USA-AUST

Ok, the call is going out for some Co-Op Campaign action, so let me know NOW, if you want in, and can be there for sure. Please only accept/message me if you WILL BE THERE ON TIME :)

I believe we will be starting at Caldera, and then moving through all of the DLC maps in campaign no we won't one of us doesn't have DLC! Followed by some firefights if there still time :)

So this post has just become useless

Saturday 9pm (USA)
Sunday 3pm (AUST)

K.U.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Your tax dollars hard at work waste



Friday MORNING at 8.30am - Princess Hwy, Tempe - Your tax dollars hard at work, catching out the tremendous amount of early friday morning drinkers????

FRIDAY NINE IN THE MORNING...
FOR FUCK SAKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Worst than that, see the guy under the red arrow? (cop in background, not on road) He was a giant FAT fuck. I doubt the fat shit could catch a cold, you know? Its fucking incredible that fat cunts like that can be NSW Police Officers. I'm a smoker, and i'm completely out of shape, but there is no fucking chance in hell, that turd could catch me if i chose to run from him. The only fit person there, was the guy on the far right. The others were tiny little females, and another fat fucker at the end. I had to laugh, and post.

p.s. fuck the police.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Barely

Yeah achievement unlocked... I hardly deserve it as I've had nothing to show you guys... and i built up this site by having regular posts for people to come back and see.. With everyone else giving up on Forza I'm left with no-one to race.. meaning there is NO chance for any more forza related updates. [Yes milk I'm talking to you, bitch ;) ] Sad really considering that on December 1st i made a post about have the forza bug again.. Well i had it, but no-one else did..

To all my readers* I'd like give genuine thanks, for your viewing. I do honestly want to keep this site active, but as yet i have not worked out what direction to take, or what kind of content i could have for you on a regular basis.

*all three of you

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I don't drive hard or fast

Driving to work in the rain this morning, i found myself asking;


Kenji to Car: "WHY are you aquaplaning across three lanes?????"


Car to Kenji: "BECAUSE WE ARE BALD AND RIPPED AS ALL FUCK."

Kenji: "Oh..."

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Project Ryokai
Drift Spectactular

Section 1 - The Hardcore

Meet 3 of the guys from Project Ryokai:


Avanti





Fuji






Roberts - super boring ass white.


Can you: TANDEM Drift?


I know these boys can.


Can you: DRIFT overtake?


I know Fuji can.


These guys can drift tight too..


That's a tiny, tiny gap at high speed, and drift.


Fuji doing a drift pass again..


Not only does he pass, but he drifts across the front of Avanti without collision.



Clear!


Does everyone know that in order to turn right, sometimes you have to turn left?


Thats a big left...


... Thats now a right...


... Thats now a hairpin...


Corner exit



Exit Final.

Section 2 - The pretties.



Perhaps you could use this pic as your desktop pic Avanti?


Drift??

Thanks to the Project Ryokai boys and thanks to Avanti for harassing me repeatedly (until i snapped) to get this photoshoot happening ;) We can do more anytime!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Beat Kenji...
I like it

I've definitely got the Forza bug again. For how long, i don't know, but in the mean time, here are some of my hot lap times from forzamotorsport.net (screen capped for proof & accuracy). I've posted them just to get some more interest going, & hopefully get some more people racing. As you can see my times are awesome nothing to be excited about, just thought i would put it out there for those of you doing a lot of tuning a free lap testing.. There are a few tracks missing (like all the test tracks) and some other short tracks that i'll post soon.

Sunset Infield


Suzuka East


Suzuka


Tsukuba


Road America


Sebring


Silverstone National


Silverstone GrandPrix


Silverstone International


Mugello Short


Mugello


New York


Road Atlanta


King Cobra


Laguna Seca


Motegi East


Motegi West


Motegi


Motegi Speedway


P.s. its worth mentioning that the only time i've actually tired to go for these hot laps is when the time is listed as "Free Run" any other times means it was in multiplayer.. so go for it and beat my times!