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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I don't drive hard or fast

Driving to work in the rain this morning, i found myself asking;


Kenji to Car: "WHY are you aquaplaning across three lanes?????"


Car to Kenji: "BECAUSE WE ARE BALD AND RIPPED AS ALL FUCK."

Kenji: "Oh..."

4 comments:

B Quiet N Drive said...

Those tires will help you learn to hang with the Project Ryokai guys.

Lord Zod 0z said...

Lord Zod 0z here Kenji, you've been playing too much Forza, tyres in real life don't re-generate automatically after you turn the car off.

Lord Zod 0z said...

You've been playing too much Forza. Tyres in real life don't automatically re-generate each time you turn the car off. ;-)

Kenji Urban said...

Hey Lord Zod Oz!! Hows it going stranger? I dont get to play forza much, no-ones playing it anymore :( I'm up for some light racing anytime btw :)

p.s. forgot to turn off tyre simulation in the options screen before i went driving to work!