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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Your tax dollars hard at work waste



Friday MORNING at 8.30am - Princess Hwy, Tempe - Your tax dollars hard at work, catching out the tremendous amount of early friday morning drinkers????

FRIDAY NINE IN THE MORNING...
FOR FUCK SAKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Worst than that, see the guy under the red arrow? (cop in background, not on road) He was a giant FAT fuck. I doubt the fat shit could catch a cold, you know? Its fucking incredible that fat cunts like that can be NSW Police Officers. I'm a smoker, and i'm completely out of shape, but there is no fucking chance in hell, that turd could catch me if i chose to run from him. The only fit person there, was the guy on the far right. The others were tiny little females, and another fat fucker at the end. I had to laugh, and post.

p.s. fuck the police.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Barely

Yeah achievement unlocked... I hardly deserve it as I've had nothing to show you guys... and i built up this site by having regular posts for people to come back and see.. With everyone else giving up on Forza I'm left with no-one to race.. meaning there is NO chance for any more forza related updates. [Yes milk I'm talking to you, bitch ;) ] Sad really considering that on December 1st i made a post about have the forza bug again.. Well i had it, but no-one else did..

To all my readers* I'd like give genuine thanks, for your viewing. I do honestly want to keep this site active, but as yet i have not worked out what direction to take, or what kind of content i could have for you on a regular basis.

*all three of you

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I don't drive hard or fast

Driving to work in the rain this morning, i found myself asking;


Kenji to Car: "WHY are you aquaplaning across three lanes?????"


Car to Kenji: "BECAUSE WE ARE BALD AND RIPPED AS ALL FUCK."

Kenji: "Oh..."

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Project Ryokai
Drift Spectactular

Section 1 - The Hardcore

Meet 3 of the guys from Project Ryokai:


Avanti





Fuji






Roberts - super boring ass white.


Can you: TANDEM Drift?


I know these boys can.


Can you: DRIFT overtake?


I know Fuji can.


These guys can drift tight too..


That's a tiny, tiny gap at high speed, and drift.


Fuji doing a drift pass again..


Not only does he pass, but he drifts across the front of Avanti without collision.



Clear!


Does everyone know that in order to turn right, sometimes you have to turn left?


Thats a big left...


... Thats now a right...


... Thats now a hairpin...


Corner exit



Exit Final.

Section 2 - The pretties.



Perhaps you could use this pic as your desktop pic Avanti?


Drift??

Thanks to the Project Ryokai boys and thanks to Avanti for harassing me repeatedly (until i snapped) to get this photoshoot happening ;) We can do more anytime!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Beat Kenji...
I like it

I've definitely got the Forza bug again. For how long, i don't know, but in the mean time, here are some of my hot lap times from forzamotorsport.net (screen capped for proof & accuracy). I've posted them just to get some more interest going, & hopefully get some more people racing. As you can see my times are awesome nothing to be excited about, just thought i would put it out there for those of you doing a lot of tuning a free lap testing.. There are a few tracks missing (like all the test tracks) and some other short tracks that i'll post soon.

Sunset Infield


Suzuka East


Suzuka


Tsukuba


Road America


Sebring


Silverstone National


Silverstone GrandPrix


Silverstone International


Mugello Short


Mugello


New York


Road Atlanta


King Cobra


Laguna Seca


Motegi East


Motegi West


Motegi


Motegi Speedway


P.s. its worth mentioning that the only time i've actually tired to go for these hot laps is when the time is listed as "Free Run" any other times means it was in multiplayer.. so go for it and beat my times!