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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Sponsored by Pepto-Bismol






Not sure i would take sponsorship from a company that wants to put the word "Diarrhea" on the side of my race car.. or any car.

When you’re shifting into gear
and you feel something smear:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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1 comment:

gotsteam? said...

When you're the leader of pack
and the shit shoots up your crack,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.