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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

German Burger Rings Pt2 - Fuck you guys, I win.






Ah its not often you enter a random room, and immediately become the target of everyones stupidity. I enjoyed this race soooo much, made every bit sweeter by shit you losers were talking before we even left the lobby.

I started in 7/7, and 6th place was a Mustang - he went straight to 7th and stayed there. Over the next 6mins i listened to these to shitheads argue about what is better, Ferrari or Corvette. I mean that discussion right there is warning enough to show the levels of intelligence in this race. Racer A claimed Corvettes "SMOKE" Ferraris, because of their straight line power. Never mind those pesky little things called corners, or stopping. I mean, America is one giant long highway, right?

When i reached 3rd place, 2nd place stated clearly that i would never take 2nd from him in that german peice of shit, and that BMW make the worst cars in the world, and that GM cars are superior. 2nd place is the red airbourne car wrecking as i pass.

When i caught 1st place and was passing him on the home straight, 1st place said "Kenji Urban you take that fucking Nazi mobile and fuck off" - because i passed the fucking shithead on the home straight, with his poor pontiac limping across the line smoking and 50% wrecked. Only reason i didn't post a pic me passing first place, is i sent this link to everyone in the race (so i could tell them to fuck off here) and 1st place not only wrecked his car, but hes a stupid racist redneck moron, who doesn't deserve space on my site.

Fuck you! :)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hehe! Glad you won. How many laps was it? My favorite is the last pic... the best revenge is the passive kind... - Hoisin

Anonymous said...

Benji...Cool down. Take the high road and watch the language.

Kenji Urban said...

First off, WHOS BENJI? Cause theres no Benji here to cool down. There IS a KENJI, here and he doesn't want to cool down, ok Mr Anonymous? Stay out of my Blog.


And it was only one lap, which was one lap more than these guys could manage.. None of them, except second made it across the line.