Ranging from bad to worse

Gucci paint.

This DeLorean is out of time

Complete with Flux capacitor, engine and HOVERBOARD!

So fast it bleeds

This Porsche was so fast..


It bleeds!

Sverige, please.

Here is my great D-Class AWD runner at Nurburgring. Shiny.

Sorry for all the shit

Sorry for the lack of Forza posts - they're coming today! :)

Dance C3PO DANCE!!!

This is just fucken awful. Watch it now.

Best hurt 2009

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Thank you intenet -I love you

Ballon Bass And Box Jam - Watch more Funny Videos

Stolen Randoms

The art of drift; NCD1 Avanti






Nascar paint by Dono 29

I stole these pics from your storefronts :)

Dedication or Stupidity?your call..

January 12 - FM3 DLC?*Unconfirmed*

FAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKE

fuck you.

Apparently there is a January 12th DLC coming out that will include *drum roll* AN AUSTRALIAN CAR!

But of course.. its not one of the MOST popular cars on Australian roads, a car that hundreds of thousands of regular people own, who would then go on to enjoy driving their own car in game.. its supposedly... the HRT w427.

I MUST ask.. Why the fuck the 427? WHY? WHY? WHY? Only 137 were build for Australia and NZ! Why the fuck would it not be one the massively popular SS range, you know.... one of the ones that all of Australia drives? The one that would have plenty of bodykits for? Upgrades? Fuck no that's DUMB! That's just stupid. That's exactly what I expect from Turn 10. Way to go guys, just keep ignoring us.

Note: From the same unreliable source that this post came from, the source claims there will be DLC released every 2 months!? (not always cars, sometimes tracks)


The HRT W427 - not very inspiring is it? Incredibly it looks A LOT like the Pontiac? Hmmmmmm...

Online/Offline - Whats the difference?Trash talking works for both...

The White House Scam - OLD!!!

This really is fucking OLD - i was doing this very-very same thing in high school, except we would do it with laptops or expensive shoes.

Kenji Urban goes OFF-ROAD.......gets stuck....

So I went AWDing in the sand over the break recently, and no less than 25 seconds into it, I was stuck. REALLY stuck, like dig yourself out for 20mins and still not moving stuck. Believe it or not, this little Suzuki was extremely competent on the sand dunes, putting the expensive AWDs that were there 'cruising' the flats, to shame. It really was fucking impressive. In the end, yes we needed to be pulled out (only 3 feet) and in turn we helped the very same guy who helped us out, when he was stuck 20mins later. I'd have more pics, but after 20mins of digging I was a bit worried about getting sand in the camera as it was EVERY WHERE.

Yes ladies, in my bum crack too.


Then as we were leaving I found a turtle! He wouldn't come out of his shell though :( Cowabunga.

Best FM3 drifing you ever saw?

Alternate Mario

Regular Service Broadcast

2 of the latest and greatest on the track.







WoolyBr!



We now return to our regular broadcast schedule that does not include rabbit sex :)

Random Shit From BQ

Ever bang a giant fake rabbit woman in an open field? No?!? Oh....um.. me either.

I'm sure Kenji will instantly revoke my editing privilages upon seeing this.

Cars & Paint

I've been enjoying some good match-ups with TnT and WoolyBr, American Muscle vs Japanese 4's.


Fresh paint TRD.


Fresh paint RalliArt (from France, i didn't notice)

Hi from Fuji Falls

Fantastic paint by ...... I dunno! Storefront paint. I'll have to start finding the names and give credit cause I'm not going to paint anything myself..

Maverati returns; Speedworx returnsinsurance premiums go up

Speedworx. Back.




Ms Dirty Sanchez.

All paint by Maverati :)

Boobs

I feel like it should be compulsory for every reader watch the video above.
Its almost educational.

BY THE WAY I found this video at Canuckistan

Its Official

Over 75 visits since i posted the poll and only 14 of you took the poll - THANKS!

Yes (forza only) 1 (7%)
No (crazy only) 2 (14%)
Mix (of both) 11 (78%)

2010 GT-R

2010 Nissan GT-R.. should have been there on release, not stupid DLC.

Whoopsie! [Choke]

I could hear it was loose, but this morning it became a little bit more than just a leak..


Fuck it was loooouud!

Like a massive V8 that was running rich, slowing down the exhaust was popping and grumbling :)

18000+

Well fuck.. 18000+ hits! Not the greatest response for the poll, it must be a slow week ;)


So the header above is just a trial, what do you think?

Castrol Supra

Just my Castrol Supra B Class.

Hi from Fuji

FM3 pic by BQND

Similar to mine i posted the other day! (except im sideways!)

To balance out all the hate;cutest kitty EVA

Facebook, Twitter - you're fucking moronsand hate you passionately.

So some couple tweeted and updated their facebook page from the altar and it was caught on video.

If you think this is cool, then congratulations; You're a fucking idiot. You are a fucking idiot. You're a thoughtless, brainwashed robot who does ONLY what the TV tells you too. Free to do exactly as you are told.

Edit: to all the face book and twitter uses that have emailed me - eat shit :)

First Forza 3 Pic!

So i finally went ahead and did it..

The good always die young

All the way to number 10

I remember when Forza 2 was number 2 for about.... FOREVER? falling to number 10 in a month wouldn't have anything to do with this game fucking sucking would it?

Parlez vous francais??

Parlez vous francais?? [Do you speak french?]

No of course you fucking don't – neither do i, but my shoes do!

All the way from France, John Mac Gray, for Kenji.

Look into my eyyyyyyyyyyyyes

Just like Kenji Urban;

Single disposable use, then throw away..

Thats, Mr Ladybeetle TO YOU!

Mr Ladybeetle on black..


Mr Ladybeetle on White..


Mr Ladybeetle in pink..

and that's MR Ladybeetle TO YOU!

Kenji Urban got modem broke

Modem working got stopped by da bad man on the few days ago.interegence going downing and downing ecvery seconds more and more

Do smart thing; visitcanuckistan.org

So you all come here for your daily dose of kenji urban stupidity right? Well to balance out the dumb shit, you should go over to Canuckistan and see what intellregent stuff Scotty Canuck is saying.

Funny and painful

Awesome Internet Fails Compilation - Watch more Funny Videos

Kenji Urban plays MW2; cries

YES I DO HAVE AN ENGLISH ACCENT ALL OF A SUDDEN

and yes, i stole my top from Michael Jacksons closet. Back in the 80s.

DANCE 1987! [edit]Did i say Dance? I meant Gay 1987.

The 1987 Dance Aerobics Championship - Watch more Funny Videos

Contra vs Duck Hunt

Fucking excellent. I swear this guy rips stuff from my subconscious!

You're doing it wrong/You've done it wrong

FAIL, massive fucking fail. Now cut your arm off..