Slyzoom14 Drift

Slyzoom14 makes his debut here, trying to teach me how to drift.. it didn't really work, im not very good at drifting.. Slyzoom on the other hand floats effortlessly around the track in his Hancook sponsored S14 Silvia and Blitz sponsored RWD R34.

Slyzoom was nice enough to gift me a drift tuned Blitz R34 in order to get some drife training, expect some cool dual drift action soon :)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Beanz means fartz

Whoever smelt it, dealt it?
Bloody cool Heinz Beanz car driven by TnTzuidema.
What stinks?

May the force be with me

Awesome Star Wars paint job!!! This is a serious contender for the number one paint job in my garage.. If ONLY you could see them in the quality that i get to see them in.. The Death Star looked great as did everything else. Absolute top quality.

Not sure what it is, but i love it!!

I *think* this is zimmaframes favourite paint scheme at the moment. I love it. Can everyone see the great dragon down the side? Exposed engine bay too!!

I'll have a Heineken, thanks

Here is a "better" Heineken paint scheme (according to the owner, TnT)

And no, i won't submit to a sobriety test..

The accidental killing of a person, sir.

I feel like A ClockWork Orange should be compulsory viewing for anyone over 18.. If your reading this and you haven't seen it, then you need to. Download it from PirateBay or something i don't know..

This Silver Surfer looks Fantastic

Another just, amazing, and ORIGINAL paint created by Zimmaframe. Unfortunately like alot of the best paints here on this site, they look much, much, better in-game. Still, looks pretty fantastic to me.

When we're not kicking ass..

... the primary shareholders of The Urban Players Racing Team, choose to drive jet-blacked-out, Mercedes-Benz C32s.
These pics came from our first track meet in the new cars, so consider them a work in progress, with the official colours to come soon.

Kiora!

Well, i doubt any of the All Blacks would be saying that on the field :) I also doubt any of them drive R34 GTRs :) This was a mistake i made at the Auction house, i was looking at it, and wanted to only make a small bid which if un-contested would have sold for 30k, instead i accidently selected the buy-out, of 500k. Frustrating!

Houston, we have a problem.

NASA... LMAO... ok so i won't go off on a long and detailed anti-nasa rant..
I'll just say this is a nice paintjob, driven by the elusive Longshot SB. Actually, its a REALLY nice paint job!

What happend to the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an EARTH SHATTERING ka-boom??

Marvin Martian!! Now thats cool!!! I need to set up a Disney race! TnTzuidema and Longshot always seem to find the best paints..

OH SNAP!! Road Runner vs Coyote!! NOW THATS A RACE!!

Running Tree, Zimmaframe, you have your work set out for you! ;)

How!, or How?

Shiiiiiit, not alot of funny topic titles this time around.. i'm sorry to everyone unfortunate to be reading...
But anywayz, this Redskins MC12 is pretty cool!! If your gonna do an original paint scheme, this proves it doesnt have to cover every square inch of the car to achieve a great look.

Somthing funny about Smurfs

One very handy characteristic of the smurf language is the frequent use of the word "smurf" and its derivatives in a variety of meanings. So, conforming to the guidelines set forth by PapaSmurf himself;

GeekGamer#1: "Man!! last night i tottally smurfed the smurf outta this one smurfing smurfer, no matter what he tried on the track, his peice of stinking smurf couldn't smurf the smurfy smurf smurf smurfy McSmurfSmurf!!"
GeekGamer#2: "SMmmmuuurrrrrrrfffff!"
GeekGamer#1: "I know!!"

lol thats fucking lame, so shoot me now.

p.s. no, i dont know whay "Revenge" is written on the back :)