BQND for the win!

R3 Six Deck


MarcusAurelius6


MedevalSpitfire


BQND


Scotty Canuck


Kenji the loser Urban


Dono 23




BQND for the win!

Another great meet, thanks to those that turned up. Can't wait for next week :)

Castle Crashers: 4Player Adventure

Old style Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello?

Castle Crashers
PREVIEW by Kenji Urban.
Sound 10/10
Gameplay 7.5/10
Graphics 9.5/10
Story 1/10 (Story N/A at time of preview)

Alright - let me start by saying that its my opinion that 98% of XBLA is utter garbage. Complete and utter trash. Expensive trash too! Undertow? N+? How anyone could honestly believe they had the right to charge people for N+ was just, amazing. SO ANYWAY....

Castle Crashers: 4Player Adventure!
Who, what, where, why and how? I played through what i suspect was the entire first level, with Scotty Canuck last night. It is one long hack and slash fest, sprinkled with laughter. Hacking and slashing isn't funny by itself, its any one of the 10-20+ animations happening onscreen in the midst of whatever little battle your in.


On this screen we can see one guy getting electrocuted, another having his head slashed off, one being frozen and the last simply being beaten by a long club.


There also seems to be a fair amount of selectable characters, with some being unlockable. is it just me or does that character on the right look like an asshole? How many in total, i have no idea so don't go buying the game cause Kenji said there was 200 unlockable characters.


Go buy the game, there's 200 unlockable characters!

Who's your boss?

This is the end of 1st level boss, nothing difficult here, just learn his attacks and get into it! There is no steep learning curve, just get in there and mash the buttons. See the girl hanging up on the tree in the background? (orange hair) Well that's one of my bitches that the end of level boss has stolen and I'm here to kick his ass and get my hoe back. Those of you who have finished Double Dragon, you wont be surprised at the end of this level. I know Scotty was surprised! Deadly surprised. LOL


This is another 'sort of" end level boss, that consisted of me and Scotty riding Bambi (yes bambi) through a wooden factory (kinda) while the giant THING (see above pic) chased us (horizontally, left to right) through the factory, having to jump over fallen logs, and pass through the narrow open doorways that come towrds us from the right of the screen.


The animation in this game is the real draw, its all quirky, really funny stuff that makes you look at every sprite on screen in the hopes that you'll catch that funny expression on the enemies faces as his head is cleaved off. The pic above shows the bad guys steal more of my bitches, its a runnign theme i guess.. Make no mistakes here, this game looks all cartoony and childish, but you can be sure as fuck, it is not. Heads being chopped off complete with bloody splatter and all that.

Urban Players Racing 2008 Championship - ROUND 3

4 Laps Nurburgring R3 Class
Tires and fuel are simulated (ON)
Saturday 10.30pm (PacificUSA) - Sunday 3.30pm (SydneyAUS)

We've had a great turn out and a successful Round 1 and 2, lets continue with Round 3!

This week, will be Nurburgring in R3 class.

Confirm via txt with Kenji and BQND a.s.a.p. by clearly stating you want to be in Round 3.

Prize Money
1st 2 million credits
2nd 1 million credits
3rd 500,000 credits
4th 250,000 credits
5th 100,000 credits

Be Quiet and Die (jon jon redbones johanson) has confirmed
Kenji "Bourbon" Urban has confirmed
Iron Chef Dono has confirmed
Oval track Jack / your neighbor gangsta TnTzuidema has confirmed
Marcus "The Ringer" Aurelius has confirmed
Too cool for new school Medeval Spitfire has confirmed
The Malicious Midnight Murderer Scotty Canuck has confirmed

That leaves 1 spot. Confirm a.s.a.p. if you want it.

TOFFEE APPLE

Toffee Apple Twins.


Kenji


Lord Gohda


Toffee Apple Twins!












This is what happeneds when...


Kenji drives too close.. all for the photos!

Special Thanks to Lord Gohda for the photoshoot.

Who wants colors for next weeks UPR meet? Red Green Blue and Pink are already taken.. let me know asap.

Dono 23 for the win!

Almost a full deck.


Dono 23


BQND


KU - I continued my winning tradition of testing and tuning a car for 20+ laps, then at the last moment built and then not tune another car and then run with that. I placed 8th.


TnTzuidema


Junago


WoolyBr Welcome back!


MedevalSpitfire


Questionable paint job, on a car that ran 25, pretty much uncontested laps in 1st place, for Dono 23! Nice going Dono!

Urban Players Racing 2008 Championship - ROUND 2

25 Laps Suzuka WEST S Class (998) *(RESTRICTED)*
Tires and fuel are simulated (ON)
Saturday 10.30pm (PacificUSA) - Sunday 3.30pm (SydneyAUS)

Restrictions;
Nissan 1969 432R
Porsche Cayman
Lotus Elise 135R

These scoreboard cars are banned from entry.

After a successful Round 1, its time for Round 2. We'll be at Suzuka WEST, S class, with the restrictions listed above. Confirm via txt with Kenji and BQND a.s.a.p. by clearly stating you want to be in Round 2.

Prize Money (Same as last week/every week)
1st 2 million credits
2nd 1 million credits
3rd 500,000 credits
4th 250,000 credits
5th 100,000 credits
6th kick in the balls
7th kick in the balls
8th kick in each ball

Who took the kicks last week?

BQND has confirmed
Kenji Bourbon has confirmed
Lord Ghoda has confirmed
Junago has confirmed
Dono has confirmed
Marcus has confirmed
Medeval Spitfire has confirmed
WoolyBr has confirmed

All spots are filled!

See you at Suzuka.

BQND for the win!

Its B Quiet N Drive taking the win this week at Diamondback in his R4 class Audi! turned out to be a battle for 2nd between Marcus and BQND, with BQND talking it the win in the end. BQND and Marcus ended up lapping most of the field! Way to go Milk!

Be sure to put up a stock Buick Regal in the Auction House to collect your prize money, Milk ;)

Urban Players Racing 2008 Championship - ROUND 1

25 Laps Diamondback Test Track (any) R4 Class.
Tires and fuel are simulated (ON)
Saturday 10.30pm (PacificUSA) - Sunday 3.30pm (SydneyAUS)


After a successful test race Round 1 is here. We'll be at Diamondback test track running R4 class. 25 Laps will run for about the same amount of time it took to run Maple Valley (1/2 hour). I originally planned 50 laps because it's a short track but after researching a little I found it would take an hour to run, and you could make it on fuel for 50 laps anyway. So 25 laps it is. The name of the game will be not making mistakes, this track is tough. Confirm via txt with Kenji and BQND a.s.a.p. by clearly stating you want to be in Round 1.

Due to the fact that we may not have the same 8 people every week it would be hard to have a consistent "Championship" battle for everyone. So instead, we'll just pay out a butt load of money for each race!

1st 2 million credits
2nd 1 million credits
3rd 500,000 credits
4th 250,000 credits
5th 100,000 credits
6th kick in the balls
7th kick in the balls
8th kick in each ball

Hope to see you at Diamondback.

Update: BQND has confirmed
Scotty Canuck has confirmed.
Dono29 has confirmed
Wilchelus has confirmed
MarcusAurilius6 has confirmed
Kenji Urban has confirmed
Crackles06 has confirmed
TnTzuidema has confirmed

All spots are filled.

UPR Welcomes MedevalSpitfire

Urban Players Racing; new member, MedevalSpitfire.


Sunset Infield isn't the greatest place to take a grid shot..


88 - MedevalSpitfire


77 - Scotty Canuck


76 - Kenji



Shiny. Metal. Ass.


De Ja Vu? 88 - 76 - 77



First time on the track in his "so fresh the paints running" UPR 350GT and Spitfire is caught cutting corners, not once..


..But twice! LOL :)



Wecome Spitfire - have to get you onto the track a whole lot more! We've hardly seen you so far!