ninja for hire.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

OfficeWorks Carpark: Do not like



Might be time for a clean don't you think? Filthy fuckers!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tiny White Trilobite. I Love You.



Kenji Urban and the White Trilobite :)

Edit: yes you motherfuckers, I know its not a real Trilobite, its some sort of caterpillar. Stop emailing.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Far Cry 2. I Loooooove yooooooou


"Hey, wanna see me roll this apple from my belly into my mouth? No? Really? ...I thought you would... Can you help me up? I feel like an idiot now. Wh.. What you doing? Put down that rifle - no please, you don't have to do this... Wwwait we can work this out.. Look I'm not gay or anything, I just wanted to show you my party trick...*BLAM* AAAAAAAARHHHHHHGHHHHHHH my leg!!! AAAAARGGHHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHH"

Monday, September 27, 2010

19003 ?

Somehow, my hits are still going up.. Who are you faithful (but bored) reader(s)?

Friday, September 3, 2010

TNT, this one is for you..


After listening to TNT complain about the state of KenjiUrban.com I decided the only thing I could do was to strip down to my undies and strike a pose. Urban style. I took this photo in between our Nurburg GP track races!

ITS HOW I DO IT.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I was right! HSV w427 in the latest FM3 DLC.



Pic is a link to DLC site.

Some more DLC came out for forza 3, and amazingly after it was stated that the w427 was not going to be DLC.... here is the w427. Heaps good. 10 cars in the DLC pack and i want one of them. Apparently this pack was chosen by the community - WHAt fucking community? The community of car dealers? The community of advertising execs? A fucking Renault? the 2010 VW Golf???? What the FUCK???

Once again Forza 3 makes it obvious that its nothing more that a marketing tool that everyone is sucking up. Do as your corporate masters demand!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

The CLOSEST drag race finish
you've EVER seen.


Kenji Urban, in the real deal (red). TnTzuidema in the impostor (white) ;-)


On green, I'm awaaaaaaaaay :)))


Woo-hooooo easy win for Ke– oh wait..


nononononono


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


ARGHHHHH!!!! NO! NO! NO!



FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!


Now, with the shutter speed set to zero for an exact frame finish - YOU TELL ME.. Who won this one? If the front splitter (black adjustable lip on the red car) has anything to do with it, its ME, Kenji who won, but NOOOOOOOO, the computer gave it to my man TnT :)

Good come back T! Good come back :)

This amazing photo finish replay available for viewing on my storefront. Highly recommended viewing. 5 stars.

American Muscle vs Japanese AWD
It's about time I did this..


Frosted, TnT and KU. Who is in what is not important, apart from the three of us are in the american muscle and the computer is running the jap-specs.






On green, surprisingly its the AI controlled white Evo6 (in the distance) that jumped out in front.


Followed closely by the AI controlled WRX.


About half way down the 1/2 mile drag, the cubic inches came into effect with the Holden Calais Pontiac GX8 moving into the lead. Evo6 and WRX in 2nd and 3rd.


Then about three quarters down the track, the muscle had taken the top three spots. By now the Holden Calais Pontiac GX8 was really starting to get away..


Crossing the line, its the Holden Calais Pontiac GX8, then Dodge SRT8, followed by the Monaro. Interestingly, those two tiny grey specs in the distance; Evo 9 MRs.


There in the back ground on the right? Its the Urban Players private helicopter!

By the way...

This is definitely not a Holden Calais, is it? The wheels look nothing like the Calais wheels, nor do the tail lights... Its DEFINITELY a Pontiac GX8... isn't it?

1st Stage Fire & Ice?


TnT & KU


Fire & Ice returns?





I'm not sure at the moment, its hard to get motivated to paint these days :(

They look good anyhow :)

Its how we roll.


Nurburgring Stage B. Frozen Catalyst with an early lead.


Taking the high speed downhill bend a little to quick and tight.. this would be one of those pics that shows off the AWESOME tire flex that got promoted so heavily!!!


Sweet!! Tire fle– oh...




Bye bye!


Then after making what I though was a pretty good outside passing move..




I do the same as Frozen..



Bye Bye!

This fun replay available for viewing at my storefront - watch it front the hood view of players name "spitfire"

Go visit your favorite wanna be canadian



Shamefully, I don't plug Scottys Canuckistan.org near enough. Its a different kind of blog to mine, meaning - "its not just a link dump". Have a read, have a laugh :) Long live the king of Canuckistan! (King Scotty you fools)

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

KU.Com WORLD EXCLUSIVE
Drunk/drugged, naked,
indian singing in park..



Some of what you will see above.. you can imagine the rest..

Go here for full video (I've disabled embedding)

Sunday, February 28, 2010

I'll be back soon!

I'm sorry everyone, I've been on vacation, living it up along the coast of the beautiful Black Sea, man those Turks know how to PAR-TAY!


Kenji Urban circa: 1876 "The Great White Pant-less Ninja"



New forza related posts coming soon! :)