Ahoy, ladies..

HEY GUYS!! Somehow managed to get a girl back to your room? Now your having problems making the first move? Well don't worry about that anymore, Kenji Urban has come up with a *proven* technique that will guarantee she'll be clawing at your zipper.

Don't just dim the lights, put on some R&B and spark up a few candles, do the ultra sexy thing, and power up the 360. ITS VERY important that you tell her as your turning on the 360 that you bought something for her. This will throw her off the case and buy you valuabe time, decreasing the chamces of her realising that you spent no real money, instead you spent "in-game" cash, which, you might add, is just as valuable. Make a point of telling her the difference, because your knowledge of commerce will only increase her desire for you.

Then go and show her the "Pirates of the Carribean" Paintjob that you've added to a VW bettle #JUST# for her. Her reaction SHOULD be full of animalistic sexual impulses, and you should have no trouble giving her the best 25 seconds of her life. If for some reason your girl is a dumb bitch i.e. she doesn't understand or respect the effort you went to getting her the car, or that she doesn't like Pirates of the Carribean; Or she just hates Xbox360 or video games;

If she doesn't like Pirates of the Carribean:
Begin to display the most shocked and astonished, jaw dropped looks you can come up with. Act TOTALLY SHOCKED and speechless that she doesn't like POTC, and then begin to tell her how strange she is that she DOESN'T like POTC. EVERY other popular girl you know loves POTC. Ask her if shes ever seen the movies. Ask her if she is joking. Make her feel so guilty she starts telling you how good the paint job looks. Eventually out of sympathy, she may decide to jingle your jangles.

If she doesn't understand or respect the effort you went to getting her the car;
Become instantly annoyed and give the impression that you now think she is fucking stupid. Do not make eye contact whilst speaking to her, instead focus on something completely un-interesting, like a toaster, or look out the window. As soon as she realises she is beneath your intelligence level, she will become sexually attracted to you in the most un-controllable fashion. It helps to be prepared for this. Nothing worse than running out of fungal cream.

She hates Xbox360 or video games;
Theres no way she'd even be in your house/dorm/room so why provide and solution? ;)


*tested on 1/1 Kenji Urbans girlfriend, %100 success rate.