Random Shit From BQ

Ever bang a giant fake rabbit woman in an open field? No?!? Oh....um.. me either.

I'm sure Kenji will instantly revoke my editing privilages upon seeing this.

Cars & Paint

I've been enjoying some good match-ups with TnT and WoolyBr, American Muscle vs Japanese 4's.


Fresh paint TRD.


Fresh paint RalliArt (from France, i didn't notice)

Hi from Fuji Falls

Fantastic paint by ...... I dunno! Storefront paint. I'll have to start finding the names and give credit cause I'm not going to paint anything myself..

Maverati returns; Speedworx returnsinsurance premiums go up

Speedworx. Back.




Ms Dirty Sanchez.

All paint by Maverati :)

Boobs

I feel like it should be compulsory for every reader watch the video above.
Its almost educational.

BY THE WAY I found this video at Canuckistan

Its Official

Over 75 visits since i posted the poll and only 14 of you took the poll - THANKS!

Yes (forza only) 1 (7%)
No (crazy only) 2 (14%)
Mix (of both) 11 (78%)

2010 GT-R

2010 Nissan GT-R.. should have been there on release, not stupid DLC.

Whoopsie! [Choke]

I could hear it was loose, but this morning it became a little bit more than just a leak..


Fuck it was loooouud!

Like a massive V8 that was running rich, slowing down the exhaust was popping and grumbling :)

18000+

Well fuck.. 18000+ hits! Not the greatest response for the poll, it must be a slow week ;)


So the header above is just a trial, what do you think?

Castrol Supra

Just my Castrol Supra B Class.

Hi from Fuji

FM3 pic by BQND

Similar to mine i posted the other day! (except im sideways!)

To balance out all the hate;cutest kitty EVA

Facebook, Twitter - you're fucking moronsand hate you passionately.

So some couple tweeted and updated their facebook page from the altar and it was caught on video.

If you think this is cool, then congratulations; You're a fucking idiot. You are a fucking idiot. You're a thoughtless, brainwashed robot who does ONLY what the TV tells you too. Free to do exactly as you are told.

Edit: to all the face book and twitter uses that have emailed me - eat shit :)

First Forza 3 Pic!

So i finally went ahead and did it..

The good always die young

All the way to number 10

I remember when Forza 2 was number 2 for about.... FOREVER? falling to number 10 in a month wouldn't have anything to do with this game fucking sucking would it?

Parlez vous francais??

Parlez vous francais?? [Do you speak french?]

No of course you fucking don't – neither do i, but my shoes do!

All the way from France, John Mac Gray, for Kenji.

Look into my eyyyyyyyyyyyyes

Just like Kenji Urban;

Single disposable use, then throw away..

Thats, Mr Ladybeetle TO YOU!

Mr Ladybeetle on black..


Mr Ladybeetle on White..


Mr Ladybeetle in pink..

and that's MR Ladybeetle TO YOU!

Kenji Urban got modem broke

Modem working got stopped by da bad man on the few days ago.interegence going downing and downing ecvery seconds more and more

Do smart thing; visitcanuckistan.org

So you all come here for your daily dose of kenji urban stupidity right? Well to balance out the dumb shit, you should go over to Canuckistan and see what intellregent stuff Scotty Canuck is saying.

Funny and painful

Awesome Internet Fails Compilation - Watch more Funny Videos

Kenji Urban plays MW2; cries

YES I DO HAVE AN ENGLISH ACCENT ALL OF A SUDDEN

and yes, i stole my top from Michael Jacksons closet. Back in the 80s.

DANCE 1987! [edit]Did i say Dance? I meant Gay 1987.

The 1987 Dance Aerobics Championship - Watch more Funny Videos

Contra vs Duck Hunt

Fucking excellent. I swear this guy rips stuff from my subconscious!

You're doing it wrong/You've done it wrong

FAIL, massive fucking fail. Now cut your arm off..

Dry Ice; fun with kenji

Someone needs to step up

Can someone follow me home and when I'm not looking, stab me in the back? If not.. wait for me in a dark alley, then step out from the shadows and shoot me in the face.

Kenji Urban; Lone Soldier

Why did i think anyone would understand? I am truly, all by myself.

Kenji Urban gets drunk

EMBED-Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer - Watch more free videos

I'm so glad they gave me a copy of how fucked up i got last weekend..

Looking good on land OR water..

BEST CAR EVER!

waaaaaaaaant onnnnnnnnnnnnnne

!!PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 2!!JAY LENO = Corporate Bitch on a stick

Bow to your corporate masters America! You are free to do EXACTLY as you are told.

!!PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!ANNA NICOLE-SMITH = DUMB CUNT

I'm heading east and LEADING YOUR HAIR SPACE..

WoW Players WANTEDAverage daily playtime MUST be at least six hours

Good evening to all inhabitants of Azeroth. I would like to inform each and every one of you that on the Azgolar server, we are creating a guild full of the most talented players in World of Warcraft. Our guild name is . Why have we decided upon ? Easy...because it's a fact. Those that face us will soon realize that we are the best in the business at what we do, and that's destroying the opposition.

About Us
We are a large collection of friends and e-friends, 95% who have received various official Arena rewards and accolades, who have decided to lay waste to the twink brackets. We will devote nothing short of 100% energy towards this guild and we will accomplish each and every goal we set out. Almost all of our current members have 2500+ Arena teams. However, dominating the 80 scene can only be amusing for so long. Perusing the battlegroup forums has revealed that the lower brackets are quite competitive and exceptionally active. I expect nothing but the best from my guild. We will be buffed to the maximum each and every time you see us in the battleground. Not just merely alchemy consumable but raid boss buffs, among others. Each time you see us, we will make an impression. Do not take us lightly.

Do you want to be a part of the greatest collection of WoW talent and be a major player on the twink scene?

What we are looking for

We are looking for that special WoW player who devotes a majority of their time to World of Warcraft. Average daily playtime MUST be at least six hours or your application will not even be considered. Our usual playtime is 4 PM-12 AM but that is a tentative schedule and may change if I think we need more practice.

I will not accept "lone wolf" type players. You must be 100% dedicated to the team. Your individual success in a battleground is irrelevant. If you are not contributing 100% towards the guild's goal, then I will not allow you to queue for a battleground for three days. I will NOT have a guild member embarrass myself or my guild's name.

Second, we are not accepting TRANSFER players. There is a 99.99% chance there is something wrong with your character. I am NOT accepting imperfect characters into my guild. You will start from scratch with us. We shall provide you with the best equipment in the bracket. You will spend your days grinding as a level one, LEARNING about your class as each and every individual exp. bubble fills. There will be not one level where you don't learn something new.

Furthermore, every tenth level you will be forced to duel an original member of the same level. If your performance is sub par, you will be immediately removed from the guild, no questions asked.

Your duels are rated on a 1-10 system. Our council will observe your duel at every tenth level increment. If you ever go below a "5", you are automatically removed from the guild. We do not fool around. We are only looking for "the best in the business."

Furthermore, you will be asked to farm at LEAST 100g and deposit it into the guild bank once a week. We have a treasury officer who will provide me with weekly updates on who is performing their duties and who is not. If you fail to provide the guild bank with 100g for 3 weeks, you will automatically be removed from the guild.

We will be participating in the 29,39, and 49 bracket.

For the first 3 months, you will be on a probationary period. At any time, we can remove you from the guild without any questions asked. After the first 3 months, we can remove you but you are entitled to a meeting with our council to plead your case as to why you think you deserve to stay.

Upon your acceptance to our guild, I will email you a multitude of resources pertaining to your class, battleground strategies, our guild code of conduct and policies, and a weekly expense sheet. On Mondays you are required to fill out this expense sheet on what you think you'll take from the guild bank for the week. At the end of the week, I will reconcile what you took with what you wrote down on your expense sheet. If they don't reconcile and the variance is large, you will be removed from the guild.

Any of those who THINK they are interested, please email me your application, guild history, three contacts who know you, class you are most interested in playing, and if possible, a 30 second fraps video displaying how you control your character.

Thank you.

NO. I have nothing to do with WoW or this "advertisement" i found in a website comments section, and i never will have anything to do with WoW - I just thought while reading this how fucking ridiculous it all is. SIX HOURS A DAY???? Who the fuck or WHAT THE FUCK, plays for SIX HOURS a day?

TWIHARD

Yes, its what we were all wishing.

Think about it..

Super Mario 2 hardcore commentary!!!THE POWER BLOCK GO BOOM!!!!

How Turn 10 sabotaged Forza 3 by running its mouth

Turn 10 Studios, developer of the highly anticipated Forza Motorsport 3, has begun to foster quite an interesting reputation for themselves as time and time again the developer calls out rival racing studios with ludicrously absurd comments at demo showings and interviews. While it’s certainly somewhat admirable that the studio is confident in the quality of its upcoming racer, the remarks being spewed from game director Dan Greenawalt’s mouth are nothing short of pure and utter hyperbolic garbage. A recent interview with Xbox360Achievements.org highlights this fact all too well, and the consistency with which the studio lashes out indirectly (and sometimes very directly) against other racing developers is just laughable. Here’s a sampling of the truly ridiculous (and hilariously ignorant) quotes from the aforementioned interview to get us started.

I play a lot of racing games, including PC racing games and I have not seen anything that is even within years of what we’re delivering here.

Really? That’s so weird, because I could’ve sworn I’ve heard of this Gran Turismo game somewhere. And what about that GTR2 racer? Supposedly it’s pretty advanced too. Must be just a rumor.

We have lift, bump stops that can create a hell of an unbalance in the car, we even simulate the chassis stiffness that I’ve never seen in another game... where, like a Fox Body Mustang just twists under its own torque and it means that the tires can’t stay evenly attached to the road. We even simulate that.

Wow, that’s really deep. Strange then, that you can’t manage to simulate something as simple as a car hitting a concrete slab? It seems like that would be a more immediate concern than the way a Mustang reacts according to its own power.

I could go on and on with this material, and that’s from just a single interview. While I definitely respect that Turn 10 is trying to reignite the Forza flame so to speak, the fact that it’s effectively ignoring competitors like Gran Turismo 5 and even DiRT 2 is unbelievably bad practice. It’s not like Bungie presents a demo at E3 while ranting and raving about how there’s no other shooter on the market that handles the way Halo does. As a developer, you need to have a certain kind of reverence and respect for your competitors, even if they consistently outsell and outperform you. If anything, this should serve as inspiration to make your next project a labor of love that people can put up with the other guys side-to-side and say something along the lines of: “Wow, they really outdid themselves this time.”

With Forza 3, that is not the case. The hype over the much-improved graphics engine has led to a general feeling of disappointment as gamers finally got their hands on the recently released demo. The lighting model looks strangely “off”, illuminating the cars in a slightly cartoonish fashion that makes colors pop far too much and jaggies far too evident. Leading up to the release of the demo, trailers and gameplay videos never really made this fact apparent, but once I managed to get behind the poorly-rendered cockpit of the demo’s Mini Cooper (I’ve actually driven a Mini a few times in my life, and let me tell you, Forza does NOT represent the interior well) my hopes for a graphical competitor to Gran Turismo were dashed. Gran Turismo 5: Prologue, which released a little over a year ago, still manages to outpace Forza 3, all the while Forza is being heralded by the big wigs at Microsoft and many outspoken members of Turn 10 as the best-looking racer on the market. If the “market” doesn’t consist of DiRT 2 or any of the PS3-exclusive Gran Turismos, then yea, this statement would be 100% correct, but for those of us living in the real world, it’s complete and utter bullshit.

But wait, you say. Forza is all about the under-the-hood performance calculations and rarely seen physics flourishes! While normally I’d be inclined to agree with you, these have little to no effect on roughly 90% of the driving experience. When you’re racing on the road, your car will handle pretty much like every other racing game out there with asphalt tracks (albeit less exciting because of the poor sense of speed, a recurring problem with the Forza franchise). The only time all these supposed “advanced calculations” come into play is in very, very rare situations, and even then, you likely won’t think to yourself: “OMG! That’s totally what the car would have done in real life!” What’s most disappointing about these physics, however, is the fact that crashing your car in Forza is painfully underwhelming. Even in a game like Need for Speed: Shift, which has comparable damage modeling (meaning it’s terribly lacking) makes crashes interesting by blurring the screen and violently shaking the camera while your car smashing the center divide creates a nasty crunch of bending metal and shattering glass. In Forza, there is nothing exciting or remotely thrilling about smashing your very expensive car into a wall. In fact, there’s nothing to marvel at in any way when your Audi R8 side swipes a reckless driver as he speeds past you, because the damage modeling is almost IDENTICAL to Forza 2’s. A scrape here, some paint removed there. The whole ordeal is so unspectacular it makes one wonder what the hell the team at Turn 10 has been doing for the last couple years. Granted, Gran Turismo 5’s damage modeling isn’t anything to write home about either, but at least bits and pieces fall off after impacts and doors swing off their hinges so that it’s apparent from even the cockpit view that your car has been affected by that 50 MPH head-on collision.

I could go on and on about Forza 3’s shortcomings, namely the absolutely dreadful cockpit view and pitiful sense of speed, but really I’m just going to let Turn 10 embarrass itself further and laugh my ass off when Gran Turismo 5 eventually comes out and Forza is left in the dust. It’s not often that I want a game to fail, and even more uncommon for me to want a developer to get humiliated, but the fact that Polyphony is speaking with gorgeous trailers and screenshots, while Turn 10 retorts with childish remarks and not so subtle insults makes me wonder just how hard the developer is trying to sabotage its upcoming release. Turn 10, you should be ashamed. Well played, Polyphony. Actions really are louder than words.

100 Greatest Hits of Yoube

District 9

You may of heard of about a little film called District 9 - its being promoted as a LOW BUDGET SCI-FI movie. Low budget. Low budget being 30 million dollars. THIRTY FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS. Just for a comnparison, J.I. Joe, the entirely computer generated action fuck fest, had 175,000,000. One hundred and seventy five million. FOUR TIMES AS MUCH and FOUR TIMES AS FUCKED.

IF YOU THOUGHT TRANSFORMERS WAS A GREAT MOVIE THEN YOU WILL HATE DISTRICT 9.

This one require you to think a little bit, not just open your slack jaw and crunch popcorn.

More Console Concepts

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PS4






Who saw these and began to uncontrollably repeat "Holy FUCK!"

? Its not just me..

Thoughts from 25-35 year olds

1. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

2. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

3. Was learning cursive really necessary?

4. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

5. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this
ever.

6. The best thing about sex is that part where I have it.

7. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

8. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

9. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Do you remember when you were a kid; playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in Australia did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

12. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

13. Why is a school zone 40kph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles...

14. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.

15. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

16. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

17. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

18. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

19. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

20. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

21. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

22. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

23. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it

24. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

25. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

26. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

27. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

28. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

29. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

30. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

31. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

33. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

34. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

35. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

36. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

37. Bad decisions make good stories

38. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

39. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

41. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a
problem....

42. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

43. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

44. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room.

45. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
away?

46. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

47. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

48. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

49. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

50. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

51. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

52. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

53. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

54. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

55. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.


Sent to me by a friend.

Xbox 720 Concept

This is a conceptual design of an XBox 720 by Tai Chiem.

Nah, this isn’t the official Xbox 720 that you can go gaga over. Its just another perspective Xbox mod, or rather a suggestion of what the Xbox 360 would look like in the future. Made by a certain Tai Chiem, this piece of mod is quite futuristic with the skeletonized frame and the acrylic cover, giving it a UFO like feel. The mod sports the Xbox emblem on the cover and the power and the reset buttons are in the front, with the Microsoft logos on the sides. I am not sure about the placement of the CD-Rom, though. The mod design looks plush with the matte finish given to it and is made in color hues of classic red, green and blue and a combination of black and silver.

Although cool, I am not sure whether Microsoft is gonna even consider this design; it’s not because this design is lacking anything, its just that I don’t think Microsoft has a good eye for creativity. I mean, the regular Xbox 360 has no looks to hype about; there are far better Xbox 360 mods available, that make up for the lack of luster and plush feeling of the classy console, don’t you agree?

Original Source.

Nom Nom Kitty.. Cute

Chix... With Gunz...

I found a site called... you guessed it... Chix With Guns.

Have a look, its only 10 pages long, and its chix with guns. its got something for everyone..


Tits and ass and bush


AKs and afros


and some cheap white hoes.

Nothing says gangsta like 3 with girls with graffiti screen printed on their T-shirts.
(look carefully at the shirt of the girl holding gun - i swear it says 'gangster')

p.s. link now works.. uh-duh!

Yes, this is The Fuckest Uppest,How may i help you?

i am VERY single.

Just... because..

BANG3MONTHS

BANG3MONTHS!!!

You know who you are, thanks.

Fuck you, Mario

Open mic night at Jabbas Palace..

Star Wars Stand Up Comic - watch more funny videos

Chasing you down the street, in just a few short years.

Just think, soon these things WILL be patrolling the streets, and they will be armed. Its great!

Make any song in iTunes a ringtone FOR FREE(no itunes store needed)

** ANOTHER UPDATE**
Fuck all that other shit i posted - the process was faulty and i regret posting it :(

This app below DOES work flawlessly - I've done it on 2 different phones just 30 seconds ago..


I recommend this one..